5 Feet of Fury

Remember the good old days, when you could be funny without getting sued?

Just listening to Dennis Miller’s Friday show, and he tells a story about Don Rickles roasting Kirk Douglas (who’d had a stroke a few years earlier):

“Yo, Kirk? Ya know that movie yer son Michael keeps saying you and him are gonna do together one day? Ain’t gonna happen. Know why?

“CUZ YOU CAN’T TALK RIGHT ANYMORE!!!”