5 Feet of Fury

And then it rubs the freckle bleacher on itself…

All week I’ve been trying to figure out who those (ugly, hideous) Lindsay Lohan pix remind me of, and I don’t mean Marilyn Monroe. Pleeeeze.

Thanks to a nasty commenter at The Superficial, I have my answer.

(Warning to the six people who still haven’t guessed/seen Ted Levine’s future obit reel: nudity/swearing)