5 Feet of Fury

“Sunny has made poop that would be a better leader of the free world than this guy”

“I don’t know about you, but I’d rather have a president who has violated my free speech rights by making it illegal for me to say certain things on the airwaves for 60 days before an election, than one who wants violate my self-defense rights by making all three of my guns illegal.

“Wait, only two — one of them’s a revolver. I’m sure he’ll get to that next, after all the semi-automatics have been melted down and refashioned into a sculpture of a giant butterfly called Hopechange Goodthink…”

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