5 Feet of Fury

HillaryIsMomJeans.com

Submit your own.

Here’s Obama’s.

Note the extreme difference in tone.

And how much these “pro-Obama’s” read like only slightly less exaggerated versions of “anti-Obama’s”, like:

After doctors removed kidney stones from the senator in 2006, they accidentally dropped them on the operating room floor. Within minutes fifty money trees sprang up, neatly framing the entrance to the newly formed gum-drop swamp and hot fudge waterfall.

It’s like the difference between a teenage girl talking about her crush, and the girl’s younger brother mimicking her behind her back.

Anyway: Where’s McCain’s?

JohnMcCainWantsYouToGetOffHisGoddamnLawnProntoYoungMan.com perhaps?

PLUS: Obama is a Mac, Hillary is a PC.