5 Feet of Fury

Britney’s Law? Not so fast

“The L.A. City Council is considering an ordinance that would impose a 20-yard ‘personal safety bubble’ around those public figures in the city who are construed by the law to be ‘paparazzi targets.'”

But wait:

“Kate Moss has delighted her new neighbors in London because crime rates in the area have fallen since the supermodel moved in.

“She recently purchased a $16 million mansion in St. John’s Wood, London and according to a local paper, the constant presence of paparazzi snappers outside has acted as a major deterrent to criminals.”