5 Feet of Fury

Rachel Marsden still showing her face in public for some reason

“I was in DC this past weekend to emcee at the Conservative Political Action Conference. Yesterday, it was brought to my attention by a friend in the media who was also in attendance that my former co-host at Fox News, Greg Gutfeld, insisted on planting security guards on ‘Rachel watch’ at the door of the CPAC Reason Magazine party — just in case ‘scary Rachel’ showed up.

“Greg might want to know that he’s thoroughly safe. No one could pay me anymore to be in the same room as him — as my leaving Red Eye has already proven.

“Incidentally, I was on a date that night in Georgetown with someone exponentially more high-profile and infinitely more secure in his manhood than Greg Gutfeld.”