“…with the announcement of private members bill MP-446, creating havoc for principal stakeholder Kinsella Gas. Stock in both firms cratered when word of the bill hit the street and they have continued to crash and burn today with the market taking a sharp turn to the right.
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“The spokesman stated: ‘Regulatory backing or no, Lucy Warman CHRC Inc. will remain solvent so long as our primary resource — The Pretend Threat ™ posed by Pretend Nazis ™ — exists, in our minds and in the minds of our backers.'”
