5 Feet of Fury

Alterna-totty for the knife averse

FreedomFolks dude goodnaturedly chides me for posting a picture of a hot chick with a knife.

OK, is this any better?

(Heck, it has got to be better than FF’s proposed “Red State pole dancer who lived in a van down by the river back in 1992” alternative. Not afraid of pool cues, too, are ya?)