5 Feet of Fury

“A linguistic toupee for the receding intellect!”

Seeing as “Freespeecher” is the new “insult” in the Canadian leftists increasingly confused lexicon — don’t get me started on “racist” or “prude” — Kate has helpfully provided the following stealable graphic:

Also in button size, for your own blog:

You know, a particular theme has popped up in Kate’s comments thread, so I’ll offer my own theory:

Some people have obviously fallen for a quack scam — they’ve been told that calling other people “bigots” is the new way to regrow thinning hair. “Racist” as Rogaine!