5 Feet of Fury

Un-safe words? Will BDSM community take Feshuk & Macleans to HRC (for a damn good thrashing)?

Top that video, Ezra!

In the latest issue of every Nazi Islamophobe’s new favourite Canadian magazine, Scott Feschuk (of all people) gets sent to cover the Sexapalooza trade show in Ottawa (of all places) — with wacky results:

“Patricia McCarthy is explaining how to talk dirty during sex. Let go of your inhibitions, she says. Stop using clinical terms (vagina) and start “getting creative.” (Okay! Uhh… Captain Vagina?)”

Anyway, let’s hope some Canadian Congress for the Infliction of Consensual Cruelty files an HRC complaint about how their “community” is depicted in Maclean’s:

“Not ALL male subs wear studded collars — what a hurtful stereotype! No, not good hurtful. BAD hurtful!” 

Just watching humiliated reporters attempting to “master” the intricate upper/lower case insider jargon could turn into a whole new fetish. (Which is good because, frankly, that whole “clowns & balloons” one is getting tired…)

Then Macleans gets some big shot columnist to live blog the proceedings, and charges huge fees for exclusive online access. (Must be 18 or over!)

Is it any surprise that now I’m getting ideas about how people can make money off the HRCs? Other folks’ ingenuity is rubbing off. (No, bad rubbing off — and I don’t even know what I mean by that but can’t stop myself.)

Why, it’s the Law of Uninteded Consequences gone berserk! With a Hermes riding crop, no less.

Anyway, I’m buying FreeScottFeschuk.com just in case.