5 Feet of Fury

From my bulging “Who the hell do I have to **** around here?” file:

“The book version of I Can Haz Cheezburger was sold after a two-day auction, Galleycat reports. Boy, we’d love to know what that proposal looked like. Literary agent Kate McKean explains that they won’t be simply ‘slapping some lolcats on the page for the book.’ No, it will clearly be much more sophisticated than that.”