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Kathy Shaidle's blog. Est. 2000

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January 24, 2008 By admin

“In an effort to turn the clock back to the halcyon days of the Neville Chamberlain administration, ministers in the United Kingdom have begun using the term ‘anti-Islamic activity’ to refer to what was formerly known as ‘Islamic terrorism.’ (…)

“In an effort to help assuage these ruffled feathers, we present the Top 9 New Names For Islamic Terrorists…”

Proof that — never mind The Simpsons — there’s already an SCTV skit for everything. Alas, YouTube doesn’t have the “Airline Arbitration Chef” correspondence course ad. So you’ll have to settle for this. (But remember: those little piggies are greasy!)

Life imitates art?

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