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Kathy Shaidle's blog. Est. 2000

Glenn Beck: “I saw children’s faces being eaten by dogs”

January 8, 2008 By admin

OK, I paid for it so I figured I might as well endure it: I listened to Glenn Beck’s first hour back on the air (Monday episode) and it was as weird as you’d expect.

I’ve been really sick, and wanted to share every detail with the world, too. I’ll bet other sick people and those who’ve had horrible hospital experiences, got something out of Beck’s show.

If you’re NOT sick, though, Beck’s first hour made for rough listening. Crying, long pauses, God, outrage, faux humility, jokes.

Here’s part of today’s newsletter. That sound you hear is Glenn’s ratings plummeting, and whoever paid him $35-million just last month, getting even more stoned than Beck…

Glenn was a little off the wall today, mostly because he was doped up on pain medication. As you probably know, Glenn is entertaining. What you may not know is that Glenn is VERY entertaining when lots of drugs are in his system. Read this excerpt of Glenn all doped up, or sign up to be an Insider to the new and improved GlennBeck.com to get all the Glenn you can handle. (Insiders can listen here to Glenn’s doped up rant).  

I might pass.

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