5 Feet of Fury

The perfect gun for me

Assuming the pump action is short enough for me to operate:

If you order it from these guys, you get a free pink hat to match!

Personally, I MUCH prefer this but am not qualified for handguns (my idea of a “valid purpose” may not synch up with the government’s, and this model looks to be illegal here anyway):

Oh baby oh baby… (unprintable…)

Thanks to the thoughtful reader who sent this in.