5 Feet of Fury

“Smell those expensive pants on fire!”

Law is Cool anti-Steyn bloggers: the gift that keeps on giving.

We’re. On. To. You.

You’ve heard of “strawman” arguments? We need a whole new word for these guys… I propose “cowardly lion” arguments…

“Keep your notions of freedom on that side of the border, we don’t want it” says one of the Law is Cool prats.

Here’s an idea: take your ideas about censorship, victimhood and entitlement back to Saudi Arabia or wherever you come from. We don’t want you. I for one welcome American notions of freedom, and so do all decent, intelligent people. The only reason you don’t is because your “arguments” (such as they are) can’t withstand scrutiny in the marketplace of ideas. I’ve thumped your melons and find them rotten, m’dears.

PS: that’s what we call a metaphorical figure of speech. Get your French infidel pal to explain that to you if he can.