Gerry Nicholls cracks me up

“So the only argument the Conservatives can come up with to win our votes is: ‘Hey, our leader is better than the other leader, because he looks good in a calendar.’

“It makes you wonder how far the People’s Party will take this plan.

“If the calendar scheme works, we may soon be seeing a Stephen Harper lunch bucket, Stephen Harper coffee mugs and Stephen Harper paperweights.

“And if you think that’s scary, just imagine what would happen if Harper were ever to win a majority government.

“No doubt, huge portraits of Harper (probably wearing a turtleneck) would pop up all over the capital – which, of course, would be renamed ‘Harperville.'”