5 Feet of Fury

Evil. Stupid. Funny. Sorry.

“Another passenger, Hassan Askari — a Muslim student from Bangladesh — immediately began to berate the group, pummeling them with his fists and insulting them. ‘How dare you hate on this Jew! That is solely the right of Allah’s chosen people! Foul infidels, you are not worthy to feel contempt for this offspring of pigs and monkeys! You should be trying to push him into the sea, not hurt his feelings! I spit on you and jihad in your general direction!.

“‘You insult one stupid little Jew holiday and call that Jew-hating?,’ continued Askari. ‘You couldn’t hate a Jew on the Jew-hatingest day of your life if you had an electrified Jew-hating machine! I could hate more Jews in five minutes than you could in your entire lifetime. And speaking of five minutes, that’s how long it’s been since I finished riding your mother, who — by the way — confided in me at the height of passion that she’s deeply disappointed by your bumbling and grotesquely inept Jew-hating.”

“Verbally outgunned, the youngsters started crying and mumbling ‘stupid raghead’…”