5 Feet of Fury

Canada vies for Most Pathetic Nation Status

“Here’s Australia’s amazing new booklet on what it means to become an Australian — a very confident, proud document. Compare it to Canada’s lame, vacuous booklet of politically correct cliches.

“Did you know that a core part of being Canadian is turning off lights and taps when you’re not using them? You won’t find anything about our great military history, but you’ll find lots about composting.”