5 Feet of Fury

It’s still Billy Joel to me

Guy who used to be married to supermodel, then looked in the mirror and said to himself, “Hell, I’m Billy Joel, I can do better” releases anti-war song called “Christmas in Fallujah”.

Here’s what Christmas in Fallujah will actually be like, as opposed to the “Christmas in Fallujah” of Billy Joel’s menopausal multi-millionaire daydreams.