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Kathy Shaidle's blog. Est. 2000

Reason to invade Iran discovered *

December 5, 2007 By admin

“According to a ‘religious’ decree, virgin women prisoners must as a rule be raped before their execution, ‘lest they go to Paradise.’ Therefore, the night before execution, a Guard rapes the condemned woman.

“After her execution, the religious judge at the prison writes out a marriage certificate and sends it to the victim’s family, along with a box of sweets.”

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