New movie: “Towelhead”. No, really.

“Bastards. And please, somebody tell me again about judging a film before I’ve seen it… Let’s see who wins an intellectually honest debate about a movie retitled ‘Towelhead’ premised on a member of the United States Army sexually abusing a 13-year-old Arab girl written and directed by Alan Ball.

“You know, I’m no hero, and like most of the people making this filth, I was never in the military and have never risked my life or much of anything for my country or anything else. But here’s the difference between we Chickenhawks and this increasingly deranged industry: I don’t have to destroy what shames me in order to live with myself.

“Can’t Hollywood even take a break from being utter scumbags on the weekends? Because I’d really enjoy a day off.”