5 Feet of Fury

And now: sex

* “I hope that the 27th hour client got a cheaper rate…”

* I swear I had nothing to do with the creation of this website. Honest. I didn’t even know this was a fetish.

(I’m still trying to figure out the whole “clown” thing… That’s a put-on, right?)

Anyhoo: it’s like the little girl in Spirit of the Beehive grew up to be a porn star…

“Ghoul Girls is an enticing display of horror and pin-up photography. Bringing together some of the most unique models and classic movie monsters in a tantalizing twist on the horror genre. Models meet monsters in a different rendition of cheesecake and burlesque which will leave you wanting more.”

* Hobo Stripper (who, yes, “lives in a van down by the river”) declares a state of emergency: returning troops, but not enough dancers. Where does she go to the bathroom, you ask? She tells you.