5 Feet of Fury

Rachel Lucas went on a date once

Marvin:  “If you’ve tried to live on minimum wage, then you should know that it needs to be a LOT higher because people can’t live on that. It should be about $20 an hour, that’s only fair. And if you’ve been poor then you should care more about poor people. They need you to make sure they’re needed in the workplace. How would you feel if machines took over YOUR job?”

RL: “I’D GET A DIFFERENT JOB. THAT’S WHY I WENT TO COLLEGE. JESUS CHRIST. And $20 an hour for someone with no skills other than running a cash register? Are you JOKING? Do you know what that would do to the economy and to businesses?”

Marvin: “You’re not being reasonable.”

RL:You’re a fucking nutburger.”