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I thought you said patriarchy was bad

November 28, 2007 By admin

I knew this already because I took one entire women’s studies class at Sheridan, but you young whippersnappers may not be aware of the fact that, back in the olden days, there were men whose actual job it was to give women orgasms.*

Unlike our enlightened, liberated times, when it’s the other way around.

* Wouldn’t that be a great post-administration gig for Dick Cheney? He could call it Cheney & Partners or something classy like that. All he’d have to do is stare at women for 30 seconds with those laser beam eyeballs. Ok, me.

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