5 Feet of Fury

Not satire: “Ten Little Indians” cancelled due to “Indian” in the title

Honest.

The Lakota High School kids trying to mount the play need your help.

In other news, the NAACP has filed complaints against Annie Get Your Gun for promoting violence, Godspell and Jesus Christ Superstar for mentioning a Higher Power, and On a Clear Day You Can See Forever for being an unadulterated piece of crap.