Half my life just flashed before my eyes

“…whenever Democrats start speaking in religious terms, it usually starts with a quotation from Matthew, and about fifteen seconds later, starts sounding like a social worker’s pamphlet. You notice the most famous example, obviously, being Hillary Clinton’s Christmas message, when she said at this time of year, we celebrate the birth of a homeless person. You know, Jesus wasn’t homeless. He just happened to live in a jurisdiction where the cockamamie census required you to go to the town of your birth to register in for the census, which is the sort of crazy system only Massachusetts under John Kerry could come up with. But apparently, the Romans had it way earlier.”

Ooops, here’s the other half. Please: “Wanted Dead or Alive” is a way cooler song than “Eye of the Tiger”.