Yeah, he has yet another new book out today, but here’s what really matters:
Before he got married he dated both Laura Ingrahm and Ann Coulter.
Nope, me neither.
Seems like a pretty smart guy, kind of, but also humorless and uptight. Now, I can think naughty things about any number of right wing pundits. After all, most of them have some kind of selling point.
Rush Limbaugh? Private jet.
Charles Krauthammer? Can’t run away.
But D’Souza? Way too Gandhi-at-the-beginning-of-the-movie for me.
Anyway, he married a woman named “Dixie.” I wonder if the guys at his bachelor party got drunk and started singing the song…
Yeah, I suck.
Here’s more stuff that’s none of my business AND comes from Wikipedia, but when has that ever stopped me before?
In April 2005, [Laura Ingrahm] announced that she was engaged to businessman James V. Reyes, with a planned wedding in May or June 2005. On April 26, 2005, she announced that she had undergone breast cancer surgery. On May 11, 2005, Ingraham told listeners that her engagement to Reyes was canceled, citing issues regarding her diagnosis with breast cancer.
Is that not the classiest thing you’ve heard since Letitia Baldrige farted in the Blue Room? Who knows, ladies, he may still be available! Laura has more class than I do because I would’ve mailed him this. With a note that said “Missing you — oh, and one of my boobs!!”
Margaret Atwood has a short story about a woman who sends her ex-lover (and, more importantly, her ex-editor) a “hairy tumor the size of a coconut.” God help me, but I still think Atwood’s kinda cool. I’ve predicted that she’d win the Nobel every year for twenty years. One day, I gotta be right.
