5 Feet of Fury

One giant leap (forward) for Sean Penn

Idiotic (possibly stoned) actor screws up simple misanthrophic leftist cliche.

Sean Penn basically just said “I hate everybody” (which I don’t doubt). And he didn’t even use inclusive language. Bad liberal!

At least when John Glenn blew the “man/mankind” line, he had the excuse that he’d just landed on the frickin’ moon. 

Next up: Sean Penn calls himself a jelly donut.

UPDATE: Neil Armstrong. I was four, ok? I’m still smarter than Penn.