5 Feet of Fury

Extremely last minute Ontario election advice

Clearly jealous of all the hate mail I’m getting, RightGirl advises:

If your Conservative candidate is named Mohammed, vote Green Party.

“If your Conservative candidate, or any of the Elections Canada people are named Mohammed (or Fatima), wear a pig mask, especially in Quebec. This works better in Federal elections, though.

“If you have no idea who your local candidates are (or even what riding your are in) vote for the one who has John Tory’s name underneath, UNLESS that candidate is named Mohammed. Should that be the case, refer to the first tip.

“And finally, just say NO to Mixed Member Cronyism. If the activists like it, you know it’s the wrong thing to do.”

And now, having done our duty, let’s move on to what’s really important: watching Bionic Woman!