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5 Feet of Fury

Kathy Shaidle's blog. Est. 2000

“Katie Couric said that using ‘we’ when referring to America makes her uncomfortable.”

September 27, 2007 By admin

“America is freaking awesome. We collected the best people from all over the world into one country so we can totally rule at absolutely everything. Scientists have determined that America is by far the most awesome country they have discovered existing in the three spatial and one temporal dimensions. Who would not want to be associated with that? (…)

“I guess some people think America is so mind-boggingly super-fantastic that they feel the need to apologize to the citizens of lesser countries for how our awesomeness makes them appear even more pathetic. That’s dumb. People from other countries should apologize to us for sucking so badly…”

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