5 Feet of Fury

Angelina Jolie makes me feel like a big slut

Says she’s only slept with four men.

Maybe it depends on what “a few” means, but in a 2004 interview she implied that the number was already higher than four, and that was pre-Brad.

Never mind those lips: where’s the “make it so’s I’ve slept with fewer guys even though it’s three years later” procedure at? Line forms behind me…

But hey, if there’s some new “I’m really not that sleazy” craze in Hollywood now, good. I’m just imagining all the other female stars trying to outdo (or in this case “under-do”) each other: “Ha! Four?! What a cooze. I just got my hymen put back.”